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Friday's Letters

 
Dear Baby Girl, in order to preserve our sanity (yes, yours and mine), I think we are going to take a little break from potty training.  Peeing on the floor six times in one day is just not ok.  And now all I see from you is frustration so we are just going to give you a break.  Better luck next time.  Also, I'm sorry you are sick.  Throwing up in the middle of the night is no fun.  But you seemed fine today so we'll see how tonight goes.
 
Dear Little Man, just like that you are sitting up all by yourself.  I'm not sure what happened but you've decided that it's time to be a big boy and Mama isn't liking it one bit.  Slow down on the growing my man. 

Dear new bed, I was worried that you were going to suck but you're not that bad.  My back seems to hurt a little less now so kudos to you on that one.  Plus, you're like a regular size bed so the sheets fit you normally.  I was a little tired of that 8 inch pillow top that no sheets fit.

Dear Hulu Plus, I'm kind of digging you.  I like that you allow me to watch the shows that I NEED to watch.  I think you are going to be quite useful.  Except for right this second.  Because you keep freezing while I'm trying to watch Parenthood so I can gossip with my California queen about it. 
 
Dear spider, you may have been the biggest F*ing spider I have ever seen.  I don't even know where you came from but you scared the shit out of me and you almost made me cry.  I'm sorry but I did have a little smile when my husband squished you.  Karma this dummy.

Dear Cleanse, while I'm glad I participated in you, I am also glad you are over.  I kept forgetting to take the stupid pills all of the time so I'm sure you didn't work to your fullest advantage for me but that's ok.  Your fiber drink was disgusting so I'm glad it's over.
 
Dear readers, Have a good weekend!

03/14/14

Comments

  1. Good job, Little Guy!! Can you get him to teach Alex to sit up? He's just not there!

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  2. YES! Did you see the last parenthood? What does this mean?! Did he show up for Zeek, is there more? Is the house definitely going to be sold? Somehow I don't think it will be...should you and I start our own parenthood "and other shows" blog? lol btw, I hate spiders, hate hate hate them. So happy when they die because I'm certain they are out to get me.

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