Dear Baby Girl, I am loving how much you are talking lately. I am having actual conversations with you now and it's funny what comes out of our mouth sometimes. I think you might be needing some more attention, though, because you become glued to any person who walks into our house lately. Mommy and Daddy will work on that.
Dear Little Man, you really are the sweetest little thing but Mommy would really appreciate it if you could sleep a little longer than 3 hour stretches. Oh and if you could stop peeling through your diapers every 5 minutes, that would be great. I have had to do more laundry this past week than I have in the past month!
Dear Wal-Mart, I think I'm done with you. While the birth announcements I ordered from you are adorable, it took 2 days for me to get them because you closed your photo center early. Then you refused to let my husband pick up the stroller I ordered even though he picked things up for me before. You really suck.
Dear boobs, you're not exactly cooperating the way I had hoped. I'm going to give you one more week to comply before I give up on you. It's just too stressful.
Dear husband, thanks for trying to help out more. I appreciate the time you are spending with Baby Girl and I know she loves it too.
Dear Wal-Mart checkout girl, you are very lucky that I had my daughter with me and that I was in a good mood yesterday when you asked me what I was having. Somehow I kept my shit together and did not throat punch you. Instead I politely told you that I just had a son. The belly doesn't just disappear over night.
Dear readers, Have a good weekend!
omg the walmart girl is a nightmare! Good for you for keeping your cool, and go dad for helping out! Hang in there with the lack of rest, I know that is one of the toughest parts with a new baby.
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ReplyDeleteOh walmart girl, I would have gone off on her. Child with me or not. :o) It's only 'cute' (I say cute loosely) when a kid asks you.....my cousins daughter said something when I was 2 weeks post baby and I think I said something to her about it taking awhile for baby's home to go away. (she called it babies home)
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