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Dear Baby Girl, you just started crawling within the last month. Let's chill with the walking. Go ahead and keep talking though. That's really cute.
Dear 12 year old kid, if you were going to walk right out in front of my car to cross the street instead of waiting for me to pass, couldn't you have done it a little faster? Instead, I literally had to stop and wait for your slow ass to cross because you think you are big shit. Why weren't you in school? And why were you smoking?! You're an idiot.
Dear October, you are almost over and I'm kind of glad. Bring on the holidays!
Dear Sandy, I know it's weird but I'm actually kind of glad that you're coming. Your visit means my husband can spend some time at home...maybe cleaning the garage...or finishing our kitchen. But maybe you could just tone down the brutal winds and flooding rains a bit? That would be awesome.
Dear co-worker, it's really freaking annoying when you call people and put them on speaker. It's very loud and very rude. Close your dam door.
Dear diet, I know I've been cheating a lot the past week but I promise that I am back on track. Hopefully the husband will get me Just Dance 4 like I asked him to and that will kick my ass back into the diet zone.
Dear Just Dance 4, I want you only because Call Me Maybe is one of your tracks.
Dear 12 year old kid, if you were going to walk right out in front of my car to cross the street instead of waiting for me to pass, couldn't you have done it a little faster? Instead, I literally had to stop and wait for your slow ass to cross because you think you are big shit. Why weren't you in school? And why were you smoking?! You're an idiot.
Dear October, you are almost over and I'm kind of glad. Bring on the holidays!
Dear Sandy, I know it's weird but I'm actually kind of glad that you're coming. Your visit means my husband can spend some time at home...maybe cleaning the garage...or finishing our kitchen. But maybe you could just tone down the brutal winds and flooding rains a bit? That would be awesome.
Dear co-worker, it's really freaking annoying when you call people and put them on speaker. It's very loud and very rude. Close your dam door.
Dear diet, I know I've been cheating a lot the past week but I promise that I am back on track. Hopefully the husband will get me Just Dance 4 like I asked him to and that will kick my ass back into the diet zone.
Dear Just Dance 4, I want you only because Call Me Maybe is one of your tracks.
Dear new followers, thank you so much for following me. I am so appreciative of anyone who actually wants to read my blog! I hope all of my readers have a great weekend!
I'm so scared of Sandy coming here. I have to come in to work no matter what. :(
ReplyDeleteYea I think it's going to be rough. Maybe it will miss us though. They can't seem to make up their minds!
DeleteLOL- love the letter to the kid- so sad to see kids smoking such a nasty unhealthy habit. I LOVE Call Me baby- mainly I loved the Harvard baseball team video of the song. Watched it more times than I like to admit.
ReplyDeleteHe was such a jerk! I couldn't believe he was smoking!! Yes, I love that video too!!!
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