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Friday's Letters

 
Dear Baby Girl, I'm sorry that you weren't feeling well again this morning.  I think we are going to have another bad teething weekend.  I'm also sorry that I left you at daycare while you were crying your little eyes out.  I had to go to work.  Don't worry, though, soon enough we won't have to do that anymore.

Dear Baby #2, did you have a growth spurt in there or what?  All of the sudden my belly looks like it's doubled in size.  You need to chill a little buddy.  I have 10 more weeks to go.  I already feel like I've reached hippo status, let's not push it to elephant status.

Dear Kimye, I really hope that TMZ has made a horrible mistake.  North West?  You have to be kidding me?  As if I didn't already despise you enough, this makes me want to punch both of you in the face even more. 

Dear Facebook Gamers, I'm not trying to be mean but I have a full time job, an 18 month old, 3 dogs, a husband, a house and a baby on the way.  I don't have time to play stupid games on Facebook so stop inviting me!  Except for SongPop.  That is my only exception.

Dear work, an end is in sight and I am more than excited.
 
Dear guy who told me I looked like I was ready to POP, Google 'what not to say to a pregnant woman' and that will probably be top five.  I know my belly grew significantly but ready to pop?  I'm not so sure about that.  Jerk.

Dear readers, Have a good weekend!

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  1. ShannonJune 21, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Oh, I've totally been out of the Kim K loop. I didn't even realize she had her baby. Now I'm off to investigate...embarrassingly.

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