Dear Baby Girl, oh my little schmuffin. You have been such an awesome little girl lately. I don't know if the warmer weather and being outside has been keeping you all cheery or what but you have been so much fun! You will have ton of fun tomorrow too because you will have a lot of little friends to play with at Mommy's birthday party!
Dear Baby #2, you know, I really like to feel you kick but this sudden need to kick me in the bladder causing me to feel like I'm going to pee in my pants is just not cool. Yea so if you could just go ahead and stop that, that would be great. (bonus points if you guess the movie reference here)
Dear Husband, I know that you are trying really hard to make sure that my birthday is special and I really appreciate that. I will do my best to let you do your thing and not complain about anything that I may have done differently! Happy Birthday to me!! (tomorrow)
Dear Birthday, could you please not suck?
Dear central air unit, I know that you're old but do you really have to suck so badly? 81 is not an acceptable temperature in our house. Get your shit together and start working properly please.
Dear work, no offense, but I'm excited that we've narrowed it down to two candidates to take over my spot. We might have a decision made by next week which means I might be done by the end of June which would just be awesome.
Dear friends and family, I'm really surprised by how many of you decided not to RSVP to my birthday party. I expected much better. I guess we'll see by the final guest list who really loves me and who doesn't.
Dear readers, have a good weekend!
Dear Baby #2, you know, I really like to feel you kick but this sudden need to kick me in the bladder causing me to feel like I'm going to pee in my pants is just not cool. Yea so if you could just go ahead and stop that, that would be great. (bonus points if you guess the movie reference here)
Dear Husband, I know that you are trying really hard to make sure that my birthday is special and I really appreciate that. I will do my best to let you do your thing and not complain about anything that I may have done differently! Happy Birthday to me!! (tomorrow)
Dear Birthday, could you please not suck?
Dear central air unit, I know that you're old but do you really have to suck so badly? 81 is not an acceptable temperature in our house. Get your shit together and start working properly please.
Dear work, no offense, but I'm excited that we've narrowed it down to two candidates to take over my spot. We might have a decision made by next week which means I might be done by the end of June which would just be awesome.
Dear friends and family, I'm really surprised by how many of you decided not to RSVP to my birthday party. I expected much better. I guess we'll see by the final guest list who really loves me and who doesn't.
Dear readers, have a good weekend!
Hope you had a great birthday!! fingers crossed your done working by June and get to enjoy a summer with your baby girl!
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