Friday's Letters

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Dear Baby Girl, we are getting closer and closer to your first birthday and you are just getting more and more awesome.  I can't wait to bring another little you into this world.  Here's hoping that you will have a little brother or sister next year!

Dear Greys, thank you for finally getting Arizona off her ass.  I was really getting tired of her pity me attitude.  And thanks for bringing Christina back.  I was pleasantly surprised to see her back so early in the season.

Dear Staples, you suck ass.  I send you my baby's first birthday invites and you print them wrong.  Then you offer to give me new copies that have a grainy picture on them.  Now, because I'm out of time, I have to choose between ugly ass polka dots or a grainy picture.  Assholes.

Dear Thanksgiving, I love you.  Not only are you the reason that my family gets together for a big feast each year, you also give me a very short work week.  SO looking forward to my 4 day weekend!

 

Dear Black Friday, I'm not a fan of yours.  I can't stand crowds of people so I rarely ever venture out for your super deals because I would probably throat punch someone.  Instead, I am stuck shopping online and getting second rate deals.  You suck almost as much as Staples.

 

Dear Mommy date, you rocked.  It was nice to get some adult interaction with someone other than co-workers or my husband.

 

Dear phone, I am beginning to hate you.  You are constantly telling me that I am almost out of memory even though I store most of my stuff on my SIM card.  Stop giving me a hard time or I'll replace your ass.

 

Dear attitude, you have been really nasty lately.  I feel like I have had PMS for the past three weeks.  Can you chill please?

Dear Breaking Dawn Part 2, I forgot to write to you this week and Jennifer graciously reminded me about you.  I will not be seeing you this weekend.  As much as I want to, I just don't think I can tolerate the Twi-hard crowd and I think it would just end up in misery.  Instead, I will see you next weekend sometime.

Dear readers, I hope you all have a great weekend!